It was a horrible, rainy afternoon and Kyle and David were just sitting there on the couch
doing nothing. The cable was out and Kyle had broke their radio because he got a bright
idea to open it up and look at the insides of it. Then he poured baby powder in it "to make
it smell all nice and fresh" When he turned it on, it sparked and shorted out.
"Kyle," David said.
"Yeah?"
"Let's learn how to read."
"Okay."
They ran and got into the truck. They then drove to a library and got this program
to help beginners read. It was called "Learn to read!"
After a long while of reading that book, day after day, month after month, Kyle
went wacko. He started making weird noises like he had a hairball.
"Yo Kyle, are you okay?"
"OONN DJSJAU AUAUSDHON!" replied Kyle.
"Wow, dude you need to settle down!"
Kyle then got out of his chair, did a little funky dance and jumped out the window.
David later learned he was picked up by a cop, and brought to a drug rehab because the cop asked him, "are hooked on pot or crack?"
Kyle's reply was screaming, "I'm hooked on Phonics!" and the nurse thought he was an alcoholic.
They put him in a alcohol support group. On Kyle's second day, he snuck out and
went to a pond in the woods in the far back of the hospital. He there saw a guy standing
there doing nothing.
"You know, if your counselor sees you out here you will be kicked out." the guy
said.
"Yeah well, I don't expect to see him anytime soon." Kyle replied.
"Too late."
He took Kyle to his office and started yelling at him when Kyle said,
"Hey I don't even see why I have to be here. I mean I'm not one of those sick
weirdoes that are always drinking and stuff. Just because I went a little wacko doesn't
mean that I need to be here. I mean everybody goes a little wacko. Why the hell did you
put me in a alcohol rehabilitation group anyway? I don't drink. I have had the worst day of
my life so could you just please leave me the [site-edit] alone?!"
"Nice sharing." he said.
"Yeah well..." Kyle replied
In two months, Kyle graduated from the mental institution and he walked out with
a big smile on his face.
"Kyle?" David said. Kyle turned and saw him standing by the door.
"Why didn't you pick me up in the truck?"
"Well, for two reasons, 1 I can't drive, and 2 because you drove it into the back of
the library in your rage."
"Well, let's go to the library." They walked to the library and Kyle backed the car
out of the back of the library. Just then, David said,
"You know Kyle?"
"What?"
"I think we should finish learning to read."
"Mmmkay." They walked into the library, and opened the same book and started
reading it. Just then David turned, stared at Kyle, screamed bloody murder, and jumped
out the window. Unfortunately, when David did it, they were on the second floor. When
Kyle did it, he was on the first floor.
After a week in the hospital, David got out and Kyle drove him home. When they
got home, there mailbox was full of stuff. Kyle opened it and the first one he saw was one
from a lawyer named, Ceeya Incourt.
"Yo David," Kyle said.
"We are being sued by Kirk's lawyer for..."
"Destroying public library property."
"Not again!" David yelled!
The End
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