Kyle and David were sitting on the couch one day. They both were doing very odd things. Kyle kept sticking his hand in the mayo jar and then licked and the mayo off of it. David was eating a book and carpet lint. Because they were bored.
The phone then rang. It was Regis Philbin! Kyle answer the phone. The conversation went as follows:

Kyle: What?!
Regis Philbin: Hi Kyle this is Regis Philbin from TV's "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
Kyle: Yeah...
Regis: Well Kyle, I have your friend here, Clowney Guy in the hot seat. The Question is: "What color is an orange?"
Kyle: Be Damned if I know
[Kyle hung up]

The phone rang again. David answered it. It was George Clooney. The conversation went as follows:

David: Yeah what happend?
George: Do you know who this is?
David: Kyle are you on your cell phone again trying to call Marty's Pizza?
George: No.

[Kyle grabs the phone]

Kyle: Who ever the hell this I just want them to know that I canceled my subscribtion to 17 a year ago! Now you need to stop-
George: This is George Clooney you [site-edit]
Kyle: Yay. Am I supposed to be impressed?
George: Most people are
Kyle: I'm not.

[Kyle hangs up]

"So who was it?" David asked.
"Uhhh....I forgot" Kyle said.

The phone rang one last time. Kyle picks the phone and yells:

Kyle: Dammit George what did I just tell you?
Landlord: Who is George?
Kyle: Oh sorry. I thought you were George Clooney.
Landlord: No, but I loved him on ER and in Three Kings.
Kyle: Anyway...did you want something?
Landlord: Yeah. You got a new roommate. He should be there about.....now.

[The door opens]

Kyle: Okay

[Kyle hangs up]

"Hey everybody!" says THE MYSTERY GUEST.
"Who the [site-edit] are you?" yells David.
"WOW!! IT'S GEORGE CLOONEY!" yells Kyle.
"Who?" asks David.
"Nevermind" Kyle replies.
"I'm your new roomate!" He screams at the top of his lungs.
"JOY" Kyle says.
"Wait a second...Who are you again?" David says.

Over time Kyle and David got really tired of George Clooney bossing them around. So, Kyle gets this bright idea to put baby powder in all George's things like he did to the radio last week when it shorted out. He did it when eveyone was asleep.

The next morning, Kyle and David decide to go to the mall. Then George Clooney, being the neat freak he is, decides to wash their truck and clean thier rooms. They walked to the mall because it is just accross the street.

When Kyle and David returned, they were so mad. The blood was washed off the truck, to show it true black color, and there rooms were all organized. They got so pissed at him that David beat George Clooney unconsious with Kyle's empty (previously full) jar of mayo.

When George came to his senses, he told him that he had quit acting, and that he is an official cop. He got on his walkie talkie, and radioed for back-up.
"Now let's just sit here until David gets arrested and listen to some music." said George.
George then took the old radio, that Kyle poured the baby powder into, and put it on battery power.
"It isn't turning on!" George screamed.
"Lemme help you." Kyle said.
He then walked over and pluged the radio in and it sparked and baby powder flew out of the speakers and a big chunk went in George's mouth and he choked and passed out.
"Ooops."
Kyle and David were later arrested for battery, and assault with a deadly weapon (mayo jar and baby powder) And George Clooney did NOT die.

The End

Note: George Clooney does NOT authorize this nor sponcer it. All material above is completely fiction!

(No George Clooneys were harmed in the making of this story.)

We have nothing against George Clooney!

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