Yet another fine day David and Kyle were strolling down the road. Kirk was running after
the truck yelling something. They stopped and asked what he wanted.
"You owe me $765 in repairs for flicking a piece of lint on Jabberbong and
demolished it!" he said angrily.
"How are we supposed to pay that?" asked Kyle.
"We need jobs," David answered......."Yo, Kirk."
"What?"
"Do you think we could help you out around Jabberbong?"
Kirk actually did need some help around the place, but he reall didn't want to hire David
and Kyle. "Okay......I guess.....But you both get minimum wage! And if you screw up it's
your butts!"
"Deal!" yelled Kyle. He had wanted to work someplace for a while.
They work in the research and development department to build a betteer
Jabberbong. Their Boss' name was Klyke Klondike. They couldn't read but didn't work
anyway, they just screwed around. That was why Klyke called to the office one day.
"You two mess around way to much! Your fired!"
As they were leaving, Kyle turned around and said,
"Hey Klyke,"
"What?"
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Then they both ran to the truck and Kyle sped home.
They got home and totalled all their cash.
"We have $764," said Kyle.
"Oh, poopy!" yelled David
"I know how wecan earn $1" Kyle said.
"How!!!???" David screamed.
"We can sit back and listen to Ricky Martin until the cops come because of the
noise ordinance and they can arrest us so then we can have a phone so we can call a place
and ask them for a job."
"Kyle, your an idiot." David said.
"No really I know this time!" Kyle said.
"What now Kyle?"
"We can buy a chicken for $4 and then I can dress up as that sick clown we always
run over and then molest the chicken so some guy will see me and then we sell it for $5
and the guy who saw me will call the cops and the sick clown will get arrested."
"Kyle!"
"What?"
"That's a great idea!" screamed David at the top of his lungs (bloody murder)
"So let's go to Old McMickey's farm and get a chicken."
"OK come on."
They go to McMickey's farm and get a chicken. Then they go to the middle of the
street with Kyle in the clown costume and ........
"I don't want to molest the poor chicken!" Kyle yelled, "Why don't you do it?"
"No way!"
"Well I won't"
"C'mon!"
Then a guy comes over and says, "What the hell are you two doing with that there
chicken?"
"Were molesting it."
"You FREAKS!"
"Wanna buy it off two sick weirdos like us?"
"Ya' know, I think I will. Hows $5 sound?"
"Great!" said Kyle.
The guy takes the chicken and calls the cops. "This odd, bloody clown guy was trying to
molest this chicken!"
"Okay, sir, we know exactly who you're talking about."
The cops race to Old McMickey's farm and arrest the odd, bloody clown that Kyle and
David ran over. He was Old McMickey!
The End.
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