One simple day, Kyle and David were coming out of their house Kirk called them over. He had two girls with him. He was still very pissed about the court incident.
"Hey, guys!" Kirk said pretending not to want to harm them, "These are my friends Tricia and Amanda". Tricia was fat and smelly with greasy red hair. Amanda was lean and pretty with long blond hair.
"Tricia, this is Kyle," Kirk said. Tricia instantly ran over and held Kyle's hand.
"Amanda, this is David," Kirk said. Amanda ran over and held David's hand.
"Now, I have to go help James and Lars write a song. Have fun." He ran off.
Kyle was with Tricia and David was with Amanda. Kyle was very satisfied. David was jealous of Kyle.
"I know a great bar we could go to," said Tricia, "The bar tender is excellent."
"What's his name?" asked Kyle
"We don't but the initials on his name tag are C.G.," Amanda answered. They went in the blood red truck and rode to the bar. They drove past Jabberbong, which was halfway rebuilt, and David flicked a piece of lint on to the building. Tons of people ran out and the building collapsed.
They finally arrived at the bar and sat down they talked for a while then the bar tender came up to them and said "What'll it be?" in a nasty raspy voice.
He was a nasty and bloody carcass with rainbow hair.
"David and me will have beers, Amanda and Tricia don't want anything." Kyle said.
"Comin' right up." The bar tender said.
Tricia and Amanda said that they had to go to the bathroom. They got up and went to the other side of the bar. They got to Kyle and David's drinks which were about to be served. They put something in their drinks and went back to the table.
The bar tender arrived with their drinks. Kyle took a sip and instantly fainted.
"What'd you do that for?" David said to Tricia and Amanda.
"How do you know we did anything?" Tricia demanded.
"Kyle and I saw you putting crap in our drinks through the camera," David said, "Kyle thought it was Fruity Frutable Juice".
"We're sorry," Amanda said, "Kirk Hammett paid us to try to harm you two".
Kyle woke up. He was faking the whole time. "Well, your quite the assassin," he said to Tricia and Amanda.
They rode home and banged on Kirk's door.
He answered. "Yeah, what do you want?"
"Amanda and Tricia said that you paid them to try to harm us!" Kyle and David yelled.
"Me? No, No. It must've been the other Kirk Hammett," Kirk said.
"Oh, okay," said David, " For a minute we thought it was you! Pretty screwed up, huh?"
The End.
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