Another fine day Kyle and David were still storming down the road as usual and Kyle noticed something weird on the windshield. "What is that?" he asked David. "Got me," he said. "It looks to me like a maggot."
"No, I think it's the carcass of that poor clowny guy we hit in Alabama," said Kyle.
"Exactly how many almost dead clown carcasses have you seen to judge?" asked David. They kept fighting over what it was 'till Kyle wasn't paying attention and they crashed into Jabberbongg and wrecked the whole place. Then they saw Kirk Hammett looking very angry at them.
"Kirk, what are you doing here?" They both asked.
"I own this place," Kirk replied. "And I'm gonna' sue you two for messing it up!"
"All rise for the honorable judge I. P. Daily,” said the Bailiff in court the next day. The judge said "Kirk Hammett is sueing Kyle and David not last name given for wrecking his business' location as the plaintiff. And representing him is his lawyer, Ceeya Incourt. Kyle and David are the defendants and they'll be representing themselves without a lawyer. This court is in session."
"I call my first witness: Madeline Oldswoman to the stand," said Kirk's lawyer. It was 2:30. By the time the old woman got to the stand it was 4:00. Then once she got to the stand she past out from walking the 20 feet to it.
"Oooookay. Then I call my second witness: Clowny Guy to the stand." Kirk's lawyer said. That clown Kyle and David hit in Alabama walked up to the stand all bloody and nasty looking. You could even see some of his bones.
"Uh-Oh," whispered Kyle. "Looks like he's still alive."
"Yeah, and he saw the whole thing," David replied.
"For your first question: Were you there at the scene of the crash?" asked Kirk's lawyer.
"Uh......yeah, I guess so," replied the clown in a nasty, raspy voice.
"Did you see Kyle and David crash into Jabberbongg?"
"Uh......no."
"What? You said you were there."
"Uh.....I was but I didn't see anything cause I was too busy peeling myself off their windshield."
Kirk's lawyer moaned. "Okay, that's enough. I call Kyle and David to the stand" Kyle and David walked up to the stand.
"For your first question: Were you there at the scene of the crash?"
"Duh," said Kyle "We wouldn't be getting sued if we weren't you stupid %BEEP%"
"Did you intentionally crash into Jabberbonngg?"
"Not intentionally," said David.
"So, you admit that you did do it!"
"Yeah," said Kyle, "but it wasn't our fault."
"Oh no?"
"No, cause the clown was on our window shield distracting us," said David.
"So Kirk should be suing the clown!" Kyle exclaimed.
"I have no further questions," said Kirk's lawer.
"This court is ended," said the judge "The Jury claims Kyle and David not guilty due to lack of evidence."
"YES!!!" Kyle and David yelled.
They were on their way out when Kirk said to them,"I'll get you for this, Kyle and David."

The End
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