The Crazy Drivers
By: Kyle and David
One fine day David and Kyle were storming down the road as usual in their black pick-up truck with Kyle driving and David in the passenger seat. God knows where on earth they were going but no one truly cares. They started in Georgia and headed west listening to Metallica, 3 Doors Down and Staind the whole way. By the time they got to Alabama they saw a clown wiggling around in the road's intersection. Kyle swerved to miss him but they nailed the poor guy. Their pitch black truck was then painted blood red.
"I think it looks good for a change," said David.
"I was gonna get it repainted anyways," said Kyle. "I got for free....Cool."
Once they were in Kansas David really had to rip it. They stopped at a strange place called 'JABBERBONGG.' It looked like some daycare center. On the way to
the bathroom they came across a short 10 year old kid going up on a slide. A counselor stopped him.
"You’re not tall enough to go on this," he said.
The kid puffed up his hair and stood next to a scale.
"Am too!" he said. He went on the slide and when the counselor was gone he said "What a jerk" and waved his arm in disgust. "CRRRAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!" Went his arm.
David and Kyle snorted and made their way to the bathroom.
They were in Utah when their truck stopped and wouldn't go an inch further. David checked the gas. It was bone dry.
"But the monitor thing is pointing ways past the E," Kyle said wonderingly.
Then, David said, "E stands for "empty", Kyle, you should've stopped at a gas station a long time ago!"
"Oh," Kyle said. "I thought E stood for "excellent" and F stood for "f*cked up".
They pushed the red (previously black) truck to the nearest gas mart. "We got to get a solar car," said Kyle.
They were then in California and Kyle stopped, got out, and started looking in a phone book.
"What are you doing?" David asked.
"Looking for Kirk Hammett's place," Kyle replied.
"You dope!" said David. "Just cause Kirk Hammett was born in California doesn't mean he lives here! He's in Metallica! He travels!"
"Oh.............thats right," said Kyle. They drove back to Kansas with David mumbling to himself the whole way.
They got back to Kansas and saw Kirk Hammett messing with some boxes next door.
"What are you doing here?" asked Kyle stunned to see him.
"I'm moving in for a while" Kirk replied. They went from Kansas to Georgia all the way to California and then back to Kansas Just to find out that Kirk Hammett
was moving in next door.
"I'm going to kill you, Kyle!" said David. He chased him around the block 4 or 5 times.
The End

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