Beeflog-
Beeflog, Beeflog, what a treat! A hefty hunk of processed meat, Dip it in mustard, Oh what joy! I'm a happy beeflog boy!
Hot and spicey, mild, or plain, I even eat the sullifane, I sometimes share it with my dog Cause we both like Beeflog!
Jonny, I beg to disagree, Cheeselog is the log for me! As a meal or as a snack, It's my favorite saturated fat!
Cheeselog, Cheeselog, Syllinical and yellow, give me Cheeselog, and I'm a happy fellow! Health Log, health log, What great joy, Tastes like crap and dipped in soy, My dog won't even look at it, Cause he knows it's piece of sh*t!
Health log, Health log, Sickening, white and chunkey, Give me Health log And I'll be feelin' funky.
Bread log, Bread log, What disgust! Moulds into a nasty crust, If you find one, bring it to me, So I can tear it up with glee.
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Nummy Muffin Koko Butter-
I was alone,I'd lost my way, Untill that wonderful, funderul day, When I met my friend made up of fur and fuzz, A friendly little friend whose friendly name wuz: Nummy Muffin Koko Butter, Scrappy little pal like no other. His name is kind of long, so you can just call him Muffin, Whatever you call him, I sure as heck love 'em I lovehim even more than my Fadder or Mudder, Nummy Muffin Koko Butter!!
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