Songs.

Courtesy of Shaun


* Beeflog-

Beeflog, Beeflog, what a treat!
A hefty hunk of processed meat,
Dip it in mustard,
Oh what joy!
I'm a happy beeflog boy!

Hot and spicey, mild, or plain,
I even eat the sullifane,
I sometimes share it with my dog
Cause we both like Beeflog!

Jonny, I beg to disagree,
Cheeselog is the log for me!
As a meal or as a snack,
It's my favorite saturated fat!

Cheeselog, Cheeselog,
Syllinical and yellow,
give me Cheeselog,
and I'm a happy fellow!

Health Log, health log,
What great joy,
Tastes like crap and dipped in soy,
My dog won't even look at it,
Cause he knows it's piece of sh*t!

Health log, Health log,
Sickening, white and chunkey,
Give me Health log
And I'll be feelin' funky.

Bread log, Bread log,
What disgust!
Moulds into a nasty crust,
If you find one, bring it to me,
So I can tear it up with glee.


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* Nummy Muffin Koko Butter-

I was alone,I'd lost my way,
Untill that wonderful, funderul day,
When I met my friend made up of fur and fuzz,
A friendly little friend whose friendly name wuz:
Nummy Muffin Koko Butter,
Scrappy little pal like no other.
His name is kind of long, so you can just call him Muffin,
Whatever you call him, I sure as heck love 'em
I lovehim even more than my Fadder or Mudder,
Nummy Muffin Koko Butter!!

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