If A Salseman Calls:



1)Pretend your 134 years old

2)Pick up, Hang up.

3)Give Phone to baby

4)Call him a 'Fruit 'O Pie'

5)Ask him to log a cactus up his nose

6)Pretend to be Adult; Say your gonna sue him.

7)Act Deaf

8)Say he called a psycic hotline

9)Say hello and nothing else

10)Say nothing at all

11)Pretend to be redneck (mention beer)

12)Sing your favorite song

13)Speak in fake language

14) Say Name is: Ishlongga Boovine

15)Say he called a payphone and you live on the street



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