1)Say fat uncle Bob sat on it
2)Say mom mistook it for your brother's daiper
3)Say your explanation in Pig Latin
4)Say it's under his obvious wig
5)Say your teacher is a fat, ugly flake and you didn't do it just causes you don't like him
6)Say it oddly turned into a toenail.
7)Say "Go step on a nail."
8)Say "no" to drugs.
9)Say that you did it but your teacher can't see it cause it's private
10)Say "Go s*ck on a chiken!"
11)Say "please lick this peice of barbed wire," before you tell him where it is.
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