Remember:
1)If your feeling low, go beat up a clown.
2)Go tell a cop that your name is: Jack the Ripper .
3)When around friends, always act friendly- Freindly
like a buzzsaw!
4)When around teachers, always act as pleasent to put up with as a nail in their shoe.
5)Always keep in touch with your fat Uncle Bert's magical expanding belts.
School:
Bring 14 extra pencils for the erasers on them since you chewed off your standard one and you won't have to go and ask to borrow one like the idiot you are.
If your teacher has a toupe NEVER TOUCH IT!!!
If you throw mashed potatoes on the wall at lunch use "I was just making a portrait of my sience teacher" as your excuse.
Fun:
You may find it quite amusing to run around in circles for a few hours. You know its time to stop when you end up tripping over your head.
Play hide and seek with goats. The winner gets to chew on the finest hunk of cardbord you can find.
Tickle your friends with a cactus. They'll thank you later (If they're idiots).
Run around K-mart with your cactus tickled friends
singing Beeflog (see songs).
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