1)Dance like atotal nut and scare him away
2)Climb upa prickley tree
3)Tell him he smells like a melon
4)Give him the rotten fish sandwich Aunty Margrett made
5)Sick your vicious Hampster on him
6)Start singing smoothe jazz
7)Ask him to pull your finger
8)Step on his little toe
9)Ask him to pet your butcher knife
10)Get your @$$ kicked but first tell him to visit The Crazy Drivers
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